oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

(via predicterrible)

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via ukrainianbarbiedoll)

"Fall in love with someone that doesn’t make you think love is hard."

(via drythroats)

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"Life is beautiful. Notice it."

(via kushandwizdom)

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fuck racism too

fuck racism too

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I love my job so much but having to drag myself to work when I’m sick and it’s cold, is exhausting. Good thing the day goes by quickly.

(Source: gifmethat, via spmib)

soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face

(via glossyeyezz)

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

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thedoeco:

BAAAAABE

thedoeco:

BAAAAABE

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